I Have Better Pain Tolerance

I am commenting on Julie's blog about how running is like labor. I want to defend myself and my laboring. It may seem like labor is easy for me because I do it quicker and without drugs - BUT it is really that I am stronger than all of you, have a higher pain tolerance than all of you AND have a bigger "beau"gina than all of you. I will prove this is true at the race by beating all of you to the finish without the use of drugs (my "beau"gina will still be the same size)!!!!!!